Gwyneth Paltrow Oscars Red Carpet Pictures

I nearly called this post: ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’s Breasts Were Extremely Shiny At This Year’s Oscars.’ I considered it a perfectly feasible title. However, I remembered that it’s better to make breast jokes within the post itself. That’s where the jokes go. Posts are like a sammich. Breasts are like the chicken. You can’t be doing [...]spread betts spread bet spread betting information